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I’m Only Here for the Champagne! Shorts

$30.08
  • I’m Only Here for the Champagne! by Asarteon
  • I’m Only Here for the Champagne! by Asarteon
  • I’m Only Here for the Champagne! by Asarteon
I’m Only Here for the Champagne! by Asarteon I’m Only Here for the Champagne! by Asarteon I’m Only Here for the Champagne! by Asarteon

Color: Military Green

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A witty and sparkling design perfect for champagne lovers who enjoy New Year parties. The golden champagne flute and festive sparkles add a playful touch to the celebrations.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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